Hello again my friends. A LONG LONG time has passed since my last banter., and it will be as bad as the others :S
Please understand that this is not a funny topic, but I am sure we will all have a laugh.
Here is my worries.
I have two Apple products (YES YES LET IT OUT!!)
One being the iPhone 5C and the iPad air.
They are both running IOS 7 with a few cydia tweaks. Nothing fancy.
BUT BOTH OF THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN DO NOT CHARGE! THIS WEEKEND JUST STOPPED.
None of this "have you dropped it" shizzz, nothing like that at all, I just wake up to find that both my devices are flat or about to die.
THEY ALSO DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH MY PC OR SAY THEY ARE CHARGING. [NO USB INSERTED SOUND]
PLUG THEM IN TO A WALL AND HEY!!! CHARGING......
I TRIED ANOTHER CABLE THEY DO THE SAME.
So my question is, apple do not care, because cydia is on there, what can I do to get them to see it maybe a hardware fault?
IF ITS NOT A HARDWARE FAULT, THEN WHY IS IT NOT CHARGING, OR COMMUNICATING TO THE SYSTEM *(/EVEN IN DFU PC DOES NOT SEE)
I need to wipe my phone, but I cant, as I can not communicate with the device via USB (YES OK VIA SSH I CAN DO!!!)
When I try to reset the device from the phone. that does not work, but we know why that is.... If you don't then I am not expecting serious comments from you. I LOVE YOU!

Will a system update crash it out? I am about to find out, I just want apple to see this as a problem with hardware, not software.
THOUGHTS?
HEY GID, I'm sure I'm allowed to ask this, because I am not asking about how to jailbreak rather, get rid of it.

[EDIT]SPELZ BAH !![/EDIT]