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emiIi0

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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2004, 02:13:21 PM »

Mexico has an air force?
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2004, 02:36:05 PM »

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it ever dawn on anyone that maybe we're the most advance species in this galaxy? not being self-centered or anything, maybe other species out there are just starting where we were ages ago.

maybe that's why we've never seen anything alien on this planet. and they haven't seen us...


I agree with you on that..
Humans today are faced with a massive brain performance bottleneck. I am very sure that is we used 100% of our total brain power the world wouldn't be as we see it today.

I have solved the mexican UFO mystery  :D  

After hours of intensive scientific analysis of the footage I have come to the following conclusion. The mysterious lighted objects were NOT of an extra terestrial origin what so ever. What the object is, is quite simple. One of the mexican air force pilots was on his siesta, when I stole his sombrero and modded it. I dyed it black, installed RGB LED's powered by a NiMH battery charged by an array of solar cells.  To make if fly I also stole an airplane from the mexican airforce. Which just happens to be a rubber band powered balsa wood gillows plane that you can get from any ice cream truck. All I had to to was mount the main fuselage, propeller and rubber band directly onto the sombrero with some chewd chicklettes and duct tape.  All that was left was waiting for the right moment, spin the propeller backwards by hand a couple hundred thousand times, and let it go.  

They did try to shoot it down with their paper interceptors, but they were no match for the sombrero. :D


oops sorry guys.. Sometimes I can't help my overactive imagination.  :D
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2004, 02:40:24 PM »

I think if aliens ever make contact with us, it would go something like this: We meet them, exchange technology and knowledge with them. We build space ships, meanwhile Russia starts building atomic space missiles, so build better ones. We shut the aliens up with some bullsh*t. We reach their planets and decide to colonize it since itís rather large and cozy. They eventually see the humans as a threat and try to fight us but we decide to sign some kind of a treaty with them to coexist. We offer them nice blankets as a sign of our kindness. Most of them die because of some germs, well we didnít know. Some years later we feel sorry and give them back some crappy land so they can build casinos for our entertainment. Yeah why would they want to stay away from us humans, we are so peaceful, and we get along so well.

Joking aside I hope they have hot females and tentacles would be a bonus.  :D
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2004, 02:45:22 PM »

Very nice prophecy, I would like to propose a business deal with you. WE could make billions selling your modded-sombrero-air superiority-balsa fighter to third wolrd countries!

Schlzm
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2004, 02:56:09 PM »

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Very nice prophecy, I would like to propose a business deal with you. WE could make billions selling your modded-sombrero-air superiority-balsa fighter to third wolrd countries!

Schlzm


Thats what I thought at first too.  But after selling 150,000 units I only made 50 pesos, a pack of tortillas, and a chiguaua profit.
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2004, 02:59:36 PM »

Well I guess that stinks. Although tortillias are a great food.

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2004, 04:41:32 PM »

I don't know about you, but lookin at that pic it sure seems like the lights are in groups of 3 and in some kind of formation that jets would fly in, but I am no expert.  I think it was most likely some kind of jets.
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2004, 05:33:26 PM »

if air force jets tend to fly in groups of three adn formations there no reason not to assume alien life forms wouldn't do teh same.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2004, 06:28:25 PM »

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it ever dawn on anyone that maybe we're the most advance species in this galaxy? not being self-centered or anything, maybe other species out there are just starting where we were ages ago.

maybe that's why we've never seen anything alien on this planet. and they haven't seen us...


I would bet, and any other life forms would have completely different technologies.  That would mean that theirs would never intersect with ours.

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2004, 06:47:19 PM »

there was a UFO over mexico city that brought the city to standstill a while ago. it was videotaped by thousands of people.

washington, DC was invaded by UFOs one time. radar picked up dozens of objects flying over the whitehouse and the capital building. jets were scrambled and when they approched the objects they dissapeared. the jets returned to the base and the objects came back. the jets were scrambled again the again the objects dissapeared. this happened a few times. the pilots reported seeing objects and one guy said they were closing in on his plane and were circling around it. they then flew off.
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